[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast. (I have...)
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 4
Australian
[ ] you wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned. (a little)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something. (boomerang)
Total: 6
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''. (5'5"!)
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands. (SAVVY)
Total: 3
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (FUCK THAT!!)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2
Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon. (that's racist)
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you. (YYYAAAYYY!)
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather. (I like winter, but I have to get used to it to stand it)
total: 3
Irish
[X] You think beer is the best. (FUCK YEA!!!)
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[X] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes. (Light blue)
[x]You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Pattys day party.)
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have hair.(....?!)
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 7
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.(It's ok)
[ ]you can dance. (pfff )
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 3
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good. (it is so fukin good...)
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2. (6'3)
Total:7
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[x] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French. (I can say 4 things and count to 4)
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 2
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty. (WTF is this supposed to mean??)
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Walmart. (
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2
Belgian:
[] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the 'official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French
[x] You like Belgian waffles.(OH HELL YEA!!!XD)
[ ] You call a pub or bar a cafe'.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[] You have a lot of comments on your government.
total: 3
Dutch:
[x] you like the color orange.
[ ] you are a football enthusiast.
[ ] you often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] you know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[ ] you tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[ ] you have a cheerful nature.
[x] you like the sea.
[x] you are good at building/handiwork/projects. [ ] you tend to favor the megalomania.
total: 4
TOTALS:
British: 4
Australian: 6
Italian: 3
Spanish: 2
Russian: 3
Irish: 7
African American: 3
Asian: 3
German: 7
Canadian: 2
American: 2
Belgian: 3
Dutch: 4
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